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Tanks In My Memory Goodbye George!–Video January 18, 2009

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Here are the lyrics for this video. Wonderful!

Thanks for the memory
The hell you put us through
Deserves a big fuck you
From Bush v Gore
To endless war
It really was a coup
So fuck you, George Bush

Thanks for the memory
You failed and so much more
Approvals through the floor
You are the first at being worse
Than all who’ve come before
How inept you are

Yes it was Hell while it lasted
To see our country so detested
And how is it you’re not arrested
It was not fun
So much harm done

And tanks in my memory
They rumble through my dreams
Like Abu Bhraib screams
The countless lies
As good men die
America got reamed
How awful it was

Think you’re the ministry
Get on your knees and pray
Make Terrie Schiavo stay
The word of God
You Christian fraud
Isn’t yours to say
How ghoulish it was

Goodbye let’s make it forever
With our place in history reserved
With such failure it’s really deserved
Just make my day
Go far away

Sank the economy
Deregulation sprees
Send factories overseas
Export the jobs of working slobs
Drive them to their knees
How bankrupt you are

Emptied the treasury
Cut taxes for the rich
Financial bait n’ switch
A costly war
As Bailouts soar
You really found your niche
You fucked us George Bush

I was an average worker
Then my job, house and wife went away
But my credit card debt’s here to stay
No bankruptcy
To set me free

Homeland security
The Towers that fell down
New Orleans left to drown
Read My Pet Goat
Watched bodies float
You really are a clown
How clueless you are

How’s this for victory
From shock and awe TV
To leashed depavity
The dead are hid
No contracts bid
Bin Laden still runs free
You punk ass George Bush

Your Preemptive war was folly
World sympathy soured to fury
The World Court should next be your jury
So many died
You satisfied?

Right-wing philosophy
The garbage that they spew
To benefit the few
Eradicate
This cult of hate
We’re giving you the shoe
All toether once more

U.S. Bushectomy
It’s time for us to cut
This boil from our butt
His public life
Under the knife
Bye George there goes one nut
So fuck you
FUCK YOU
GEORGE BUSH

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Video: Vote because Your Nutty Neighbors Definitely Will October 30, 2008

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McCain BlackBerry Easily Connects With Gore Internet September 17, 2008

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Washington Post Staff Writer
Wednesday, September 17, 2008; Page A04

The campaign of Sen. John McCain wanted to be clear yesterday: The Arizona Republican did not help create the BlackBerry.

That message came after McCain’s top economic adviser said that the senator had, in fact, helped bring about the handheld device, comments that the campaign later called a “boneheaded joke.”

At a briefing for reporters yesterday morning, Douglas Holtz-Eakin held up his BlackBerry in an attempt to prove that his boss, the former chairman of the Senate Commerce Committee, has economic know-how.

“He did this,” Holtz-Eakin informed them. “Telecommunications of the United States is a premier innovation in the past 15 years — comes right through the Commerce Committee — so you’re looking at the miracle John McCain helped create, and that’s what he did.” Source Article

Palin Sunday Funnies. September 7, 2008

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Mudflats

Behold, Caribou Barbie from the fine folks at College OTR.

Comes with everything you see here: Dead caribou, M-16, snowmobile, sexy librarian glasses. She even talks with such phrases as: “I’m a pit bull with lipstick!” “My family is off-limits” and “What is it that the VP actually does?”

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If They IM’d: the Republican VP losers September 2, 2008

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23/6

September 02, 2008

After weeks of concern that the Republican vice presidential nominee might alienate Evangelicals (like Joe Lieberman) or offend social conservatives (like Mitt Romney) or be seen as inexperienced (like Bobby Jindal) or simply be too boring and generic (like Tim Pawlenty), John McCain finally made his choice. Source Article

PUMAs, it’s STFU time. TY August 26, 2008

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23/6

August 26, 2008

John McCain is trying to lure Hillary’s pissed off supporters into his camp with some new ads playing on their feelings of disenfranchisement. One new ad features a former Clinton supporter who claims she’s voting Republican for the first time, and telling like-minded Democrats, “it’s okay” to vote McCain. Another ad claims Hillary should be on the ticket, but Obama refused because she was too mean to him.

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JOHN MCCAIN SHOWS THAT HE TRULY IS AN PRINCIPLED MAN August 18, 2008

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TPM Cafe

By Ezekiel K. Bush – August 18, 2008, 8:23PM

Greetings friends in Christ. I wanted to share with you an inspirational story of a conservative American patriot who refused to take his social security check because his wife is a multi millionaire (who hasn’t had to work a day in her life).

Yes, friends, I’m talking of course about Senator John McCain. He has spent his entire career trying to undo the new deal, and has consistently voted against any sort of governmental help. I mean – I think it goes without saying that he would refuse to collect social security. He’s complained for years about welfare mothers collecting benefits when “those bitches should just go get a damned job and close their legs”. Were he to have collected it, well, that would definitely be a scandal and probably the end of his chances for the Presidency.

WHAT? You’re telling me that he actually took $23K+ per year for the last six years? He actually cashed the checks – didn’t give them back to social security or donate them to disabled veterans? So not only are he and his wife suckling off the teat of Cindy’s family money, buying house after house, living the high life as if they had actually earned their position in society, but they don’t have the decency to turn down a government program that they obviously don’t need. WHAT – you’re telling me that his excuse is “the system’s broken – if I don’t take it someone else will”? Source Article

DNC Parodies Cornyn Ad To Hit McCain On Big Oil Donations August 11, 2008

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Huffington Post

Seth Colter Walls

August 11, 2008 10:57 PM

The Democratic National Committee has unveiled another portion of its Exxon-McCain ’08 ad campaign, and it’s clearly designed to go viral.

Just over one minute in length, “Exxon John” capitalizes on perhaps the most embarrassing piece of video ever produced in order to promote a politician: that’s right, the “Big John” video for Texas Sen. John Cornyn. But instead of lionizing McCain, of course, the DNC’s piece chides the Arizona Republican for taking $2 million in contributions from big oil and failing to support a Senate compromise proposal that would revoke tax credits from top companies in the industry.

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Oh McCain! August 11, 2008

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This from our friends at Lunatics and Liars! Wonderful stuff!

A Look At Bush’s Legacy July 21, 2008

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I think I’ve run across the best visual depiction of Dubya’s legacy.

Leave it to the political cartoonists! Check it out.